Wheatley/GLaDOS, Testing

>Robot sex: GlaDOS and Wheatley inhabit mobile platforms, turns completing each others tests.


Wheatley/himself, degeneracy

Prompt: http://portalkink.livejournal.com/649.html?thread=6537#t6537

Captcha, "confirmed degeneracy"

Fill: http://portalkink.livejournal.com/649.html?thread=6793#t6793

Wheatley/Space Core




Conveniently collected to my journal here:
parts 1 & 2 - http://wilde-shade.livejournal.com/13241.html
the rest - http://wilde-shade.livejournal.com/13626.html

Ended up containing noncon, dubcon, violence, tentacles, and pegging... and GLaDOS/Caroline and several of the the other cores. I'm a little meh about how it turned out, but it was definitely a lot of fun to write.

Re: Now finished. (Anonymous) Expand

Chell/Wheatley, forced orgasms

If you count his test-euphoria as an orgasm! Which it sure SOUNDS like, anyway.



"Pity Fuck"

PROMPT, part 1: AU where all the robots are humans that can plug into the technology. Wheatley wants Chell to come up to the lab and see what's on the slab take care of the Itch for him in person.

PROMPT, part 2: I'm torn between wanting her to really want it, or to need more convincing. I mean, she hasn't seen, let alone touched, a man in how long...? I'll add this request, feel free to ignore it:

Wheatley believes himself to be completely in control. He seduces her (not very gracefully--you can imagine what techniques he might come up with), but he utterly loses his composure when it works and she actually starts doing things to him. ("I-I didn't think that would actually work...") At which point he's putty in her hands.

This can go in two directions from here - a tender, loving fluff-fuck, or--my preference--the tables are turned. He's actually physically *plugged* in and can't really move his body, so it's pretty much up to her to get it done... and she enjoys this new feeling of control.

LINK: http://portalkink.livejournal.com/649.html?thread=11913#t11913


PROMPT: some phsycial contact of some sort

LINK: http://portalkink.livejournal.com/649.html?thread=12681#t12681


Cave will NOT get raped by sentient lemons in this fic.
Just to make this clear.
It contains both sentient lemons and Cave but no hot sentient lemon on Cave action.
That would be just silly and this fic is complete crack dead serious.
With a possible death of sentient lemon number 24 a main character.


Chell/Human!Wheatley - Pity Fuck

Prompt: http://portalkink.livejournal.com/649.html?thread=12425#t12425

Fill: http://portalkink.livejournal.com/649.html?thread=19849#t19849


"Previous statements and science aside, I /regrettably/... require your help.. again. I do hope you're capable of not murdering everything you touch, because if you help me, maybe I'll help you retrieve that moron from the depths of space. Maybe."


Chell/Wheatley: "Good Vibrations"

PROMPT: Chell/Wheatley, physical contact of some sort

FILL: http://portalkink.livejournal.com/649.html?thread=55689#t55689

Chell is cold and lonely, and Wheatley decides to help.


Pretend I have something witty to say here.

> '"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"'


Re: Rick/Wheatley

OH YEAH. I probably should have mentioned that they're both human, aha...

Wheatley/self + maybe others

(All Aperture AI is human-based, they saved the bodies, and the process can be reversed.)

GlaDOS retrieves Wheatley before he is hurtled into space. She has a much better punishment in mind for him. (Human transformation, currently only Wheatley/self, potentially Wheatley/Chell and Wheatley/GlaDOS in the future)


GLaDOS/Cave Johnson

Basically just GLaDOS listening to the old recordings of Cave Johnson, reflecting on how it makes her feel, and the sort of decisions and discoveries she makes as a result of such.



This was a captcha prompt, and the captcha was "shock optech." That I sort of just went nuts with.


Re: Wheatley/Chell

Oh gosh~<3 that was fantastic!

GLaDOs/Wheatley (one-sided), later Chell/Wheatley


Prompt, which I don't know if I will quite be fulfilling exactly: http://portalkink.livejournal.com/649.html?thread=121481#t121481

Re: GLaDOs/Wheatley (one-sided), later Chell/Wheatley

I know I'm being slow to update this thing, but...can someone comment to let me know how I'm doing so far? It's my first time, be gentle...
(I'll try to have the whole thing done this week. But...but it's not worth it if no one's reading it!)

GLaDOS/Wheatley, hatesex (and others)

Originally meant to just a hatesex fic that turned into femdom, sensory deprivation, and very slight sadomasochism. With hatesex in it, too. Also, machine porn.


Re: GLaDOS/Wheatley, hatesex (and others)

this also got a humanized art fill with androids, yayyy


ATLAS/P-body - fluffy robot affection


Wheatley/Gratuitous Spanish: "Te Amo"


Just a little foreign-language induced crack to brighten your Monday. Wheatley/Chell if you squint.

GLaDOS/Chell, bondage

The story is sort of spread-out over the course of the thread, eee, sorry about that! But yes. Involves bondage and a hint of voyeurism. Er, forced voyeurism? Not sure. Anyway. Porn!



Prompt: Some physical contact of some sort.

Fill: http://portalkink.livejournal.com/649.html?thread=246153#t246153

"If a red house is red, and a blue house is blue, what color is a greenhouse?"

Chell/Wheatley - Casual Shopping



Human!Rick/Human!Wheatley AU

> 'Tell me about the time dashing adventurer Rick saved Wheatley from the jungle wilderness, where there are snakes and treasure and ruined temples and spiders as big as your hand.'


GLaDOS/Chell: Lyrical Encryption

"That day, she was amazed to discover that when GLaDOS was saying "Want you gone", what she meant was, "I love you.""



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