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aperture science
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anything including this face

Hahahahaha Chell sees what you did there.

I just noticed that when Wheatley takes over GLaDOS's body he got no arms.

Amputeee Weathley porn amputee Wheatley porn amputee Wheatley porn

U- um

yesyesyes

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Machine Rape (GLADoS/Chell noncon)

(Anonymous)

2011-05-04 08:56 pm (UTC)

GLADoS waited 9999[ERROR, STACK OVERFLOW] for her revenge against Chell and when she finally gets her chance, her grand revenge is... putting her back in the same old tesing chambers? With some aerial faith plates thrown in?

Nu-uh. Let's have some slightly darker revenge. How about tentacles/electroshock/orgasm denial/double penitration ect? Those adrenial vapors can keep someone going for quite a while. I'm sure GLADoS is creative enough to keep things interesting... for science.

Re: Machine Rape (GLADoS/Chell noncon)

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2011-05-04 09:30 pm (UTC)

Want this badly.

Chell can talk. Word of God says she's just too pissed off at her situation to dignify the robots with any words.

So what I want is Wheatley discovering she's electively mute, not braindamaged (say, she mutters something, or gets hurt and lets out an exclamation), and trying desperately to elicit a response from her, please.

I don't mind how he does it, by trying to gain her respect, or from something filthy, or whatever.

Whoa, where is this new info from? :o
Also seconded. This is a great prompt SOMEONE PLEASE

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GLaDOS/Chell - Surprise?

(Anonymous)

2011-05-04 11:57 pm (UTC)

Randomly thought about this one day:

Suppose Wheatley did not make it in time to rescue and help Chell escape? Chell would continue the tests ahead successfully without any interruptions from the british core. GLaDOS would continue her abusive praise through the tests until Chell reaches Surprise #2. "Surprise Medical Procedure"? Oh please. There's going to be a lot more than a procedure going on. Perhaps a test of sensitivity to cords and wires and a voice that bellows seductively while this "surprise procedure" is going on.

alrightalrighti'mdone.

Okay kinkmeme, I think we're well past the point of tasteful restraint. My kink is... love. Full-on, can't-stop-thinking-about-you, need-you-in-my-life love.

There is so much Chell/Wheatley already wonderfully filled but this would really make my day. Humanoid Wheatley or robot, I don't care. Could be one-sided, with Wheatley awkwardly trying to get her romantic attention, or even Chell's fondness for him going obliviously unrealised, if you wanna pull that off.

Mid-escape, or while he watches her test, or her jumping into the final battle to see the monstrocity he's become and healing him with tenderness, or post-game, I have no preferences, I'll take ANYTHING.

THIS THIS THIS please ;A;

opanon thank you for requesting this so i didn't have to

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Chell. Long fall boots.

(Anonymous)

2011-05-05 12:44 am (UTC)

Chell dominating. Teasing someone with her boots.
I don't care how or who with just something with foot/shoe worship.

Re: Chell. Long fall boots.

(Anonymous)

2011-05-06 06:23 pm (UTC)

...I don't even have a shoe kink (I think) and this quite definitely intrigued me.

Man, those boots are awesome...

!AndroidWheatley/Chell - The Combine are still there.

(Anonymous)

2011-05-05 01:36 am (UTC)

Idea 1. An AU idea where Chell and Wheatley escape Aperture in a much shorter span of time than the canon 200 to 300 years. But they stumble straight into the Half-Life saga. One thing leads to another and Wheatley is given an android type body because he is deemed useful by the humans. Alternatively Wheatley manages to find and transfer to a human form before they escape. But I don't want a story where Wheatley was always a human. The fact that he is a machine is the appeal for me. So he'd be something like an android.

Idea 2. But if all you want is sex fluff then that might be too much story to be bothered with. So in that case, just have them escape Aperture and Chell has to rebuild her life. Wheatley is with her and there is android technology that Wheatley can transfer his consciousness into. They live together plainly because Wheatley is ignorant about the human world. They're still friends but it's only a matter of time before things become more intimate.

I like idea 1 the most simply because I like stories with plots. Idea 2 is okay but I think its shallow. (But geeze this is a place for Kink-memes so...yeah. Plot? What Plot? lol) Wheatley and Chell would become new members of the H-L crew. They fall in love during their adventures etc. Also Wheatley is there to hold her when Chell is crying over why, after so much time and neck breaking effort, she still can't have a normal life.

The full story never has to be written. But it can be the back drop for their romance.

Re: !AndroidWheatley/Chell - The Combine are still there.

(Anonymous)

2011-05-05 03:55 am (UTC)

You had me at Combine.

Wheatley Mpreg

(Anonymous)

2011-05-05 02:35 am (UTC)

I SHOULD BE SHOT FOR REQUESTING THIS BUT I DON'T CARE!!! *shot* Yeah, I don't care how it happens or with who...but for some reason I REALLY wanna see this! *is pretty sure she has major case of serious brain damage* Either human (preferably) or robot Wheatley is fine with me. I give over 9000 cookies to the person who has the guts to fill this! ^.^
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Re: Wheatley Mpreg

(Anonymous)

2011-05-05 05:31 am (UTC)

…Really?

Really? Would you like a dash of rape to go with your order, ma'am? (Not really sure how mpreg could work with a robot.) Just write it yourself and choke on the nine-thousand plus cookies. (Also, please stop using old and worn memes.)
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Pretty much anything with Different!Turret/Wheatley. Not really sure why, but this is my favorite crack ship for Portal.

I didn't even realize I needed this pairing in my life, but I do. So... yeah, someone needs to get on this. Srsly. :D

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Wheatley/himself and/or Glados/Wheatley

(Anonymous)

2011-05-05 06:57 am (UTC)

I think I might be a sadist

So after the events of Portal 2, GLaDOS decides that floating in space just isn't enough punishment for that moronic thorn in her side. She brings him back, jams him into a human body (or makes one for him) and sets him up on the testing track. Forever. Barely-possible tests. Never impossible ones, because that would be cheating, but ones that require so much dexterity and quick thinking that it takes Wheatley days to solve them. Sometimes she taunts him, and sometimes she doesn't speak to him for days, just to see what he does.

Sometimes she even remembers to feed him.

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2011-05-05 07:42 pm (UTC)

Seconded. So hard.

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"If you can understand me, just say apple...ok, what you're doing there is humping me but, close enough."
And then GLaDOS joins in and sexy times commence.

Colour me intrigued.

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Chell/Caroline!GLaDOS

(Anonymous)

2011-05-05 04:14 pm (UTC)

Freedom wasn't as relaxing as she had thought it had been. There was no food but the tall brown grass and the only water she got was from dew in the morning. What's more, she was lonely, but finding food was more important, and she recalled that a part of Aperture's old facilities had been taken over by potatoes. After a day of searching, Chell happens upon an old, neglected entrance to another part of the Apeture Laboratories, where she finds food and water, but discovers the hundreds of humans that were turned into various AI.

It was one certain one that caught her eye.

I can create a pairing out of anything I swear to god. Why do I keep thinking of ones where Chell tops?

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2011-05-05 08:59 pm (UTC)

oooooooooh yes I would like this

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Wheatley/Chell reward/punishment & tentacles?

(Anonymous)

2011-05-05 04:36 pm (UTC)

Something similar to Shock Optech, but a little different - Wheatley more involved

It could take place at the end of game when Chell makes it to Wheatley, or Weatley brings Chell to him. He tells her he doesn't need to fight her because he remembered something that all test subjects have - a reward/punishment implant.

He causes the punishment to happen, and Chell is wrecked with pain, and lets out a scream (so she CAN talk, just chooses not to). This shocks Wheatley who immediately feels bad enough to trigger the pleasure response, and Chell reacts nicely.

Since he is still power mad, he plays around with varying pleasure and pain strengths. Possibly tentacle rape follows. : 3 (she makes lots of.. interesting sounds)

I'm not much of a writer, so does someone want to fill (prettyprettyplease)?

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2011-05-05 08:30 pm (UTC)

... Holy balls, I will so do this.

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Wheatley/Chell

(Anonymous)

2011-05-05 09:31 pm (UTC)

Android!Wheatley/Chell in the missionary position that is completely consensual for the purpose of love and procreation.

Extra points if you include kissing.

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2011-05-06 01:44 am (UTC)

Ohhh, I love to see what anons do with these. I've seen some pretty darn creative ways to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of love/procreation. Every kink meme needs one.
Seconded!

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Wheatley Mpreg, v2.0

(Anonymous)

2011-05-05 09:51 pm (UTC)

Alright. Since the last request for this didn't go so well, I thought I'd do the original poster a favor and request something similar. Because, ah... I sort of want to see it, too.
Testsubject!Wheatley or scientist!Wheatley seem to be the most viable options for this type of thing. It doesn't seem like something Aperture Science wouldn't do, experimenting with male pregnancy. For some reason.
...Oh, come on, does anything they do make sense?
I'd like to see Wheatley having no idea how to handle being pregnant (because the ones doing the tests completely neglect to inform him about side effects), and reacting awkwardly to all those weird symptoms.
Let the games begin.


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2011-05-05 10:10 pm (UTC)

I'm seeing this going in a hideous medical body horror direction. Hey, they're running out of test subjects! And employees! They need more, but the government's starting to ask questions about all those missing orphans, and Wheatley's the only one dumb enough to take the extra $60 for "being taken apart and put back together".

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Little bit different, but I'd like to see it happen.

(Anonymous)

2011-05-06 03:01 am (UTC)

So I've been toying around with different things I'd absolutely love to see...And this came to me.

I adore Wheatley and Chell, even as a non romantic pair, which is quite fun on its own. However, I come with this prompt.

Slightly AU? You decide. Anyway, I present to you...This idea!

Chell's left Aperture, etc. Life is good, but there's a little twist. In her time away from the lab, she's discovered herself and come to the realization that she doesn't identify as a woman, and is FtM. It's a rough road for her to walk down, and she's(now he, really) got very few close friends to trust and lean on during the whole thing, but manages to pull it off, because we all know that Chell is one tough cookie and can get through almost anything.

In comes Wheatley, who has crash-landed to Earth(near Aperture Science, conveniently enough) and stressed out our lovely lady AI, GLaDOS. GLaDOS would love nothing more than to torture and kill the little guy, understandably, but comes up with something much better. Operating under the whole "Wheatley was originally human/Wheatley has an android body" deal, she puts him in a human body and sends him out into the world to bumble around in hopes that he'll just get himself killed.

Now luckily for Wheatley, he does not get killed upon taking his first few steps out into the world as a human and manages to stumble into Chell, who is very much living as a bloke now. But oddly enough, Wheatley recognizes his friend/enemy from Aperture and the two have an awkward sort of reunion. Wheatley's fascinated by Chell, and what I'm honestly looking for is fluffy romance between the two, with a whole "I love you for you" message going on there. Smut doesn't have to happen, but I'd definitely like romance and Wheatley being...well, Wheatley. Awkward and such.

Any takers? I know it's a little different, but it can be good if given a chance.

Re: Little bit different, but I'd like to see it happen.

(Anonymous)

2011-05-06 03:58 am (UTC)

This is the best sort of unconventional adorableness, and I really hope someone takes it up, because I would love to read it.

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Wheatley/GLaDOS - Pain Kink

(Anonymous)

2011-05-06 03:44 am (UTC)

GLaDOS drags Wheatley back from space somehow, and puts him into a human or cyborg body - because him floating around in space isn't punishment enough for what he almost did to the facility, and to her. So she attempts to torture him, but to both their surprise Wheatley seems to be enjoying himself.


Saxton Hale and Cave Johnson?

(Anonymous)

2011-05-06 04:42 am (UTC)

After seeing a pic on /cm/, I wondered what Saxton Hale and Cave Johnson fic would be like. Doesn't have to be porn, but i think it would be interesting. AU,obviously.

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2011-05-07 05:16 pm (UTC)

so much this

Human Wheatley/Chell - AU Supervillainy

(Anonymous)

2011-05-06 07:28 am (UTC)

After listening to Jonathan Coulton's "Skullcrusher Mountain" and a little too much of Dr. Horrible, I've gotten it into my head that I want to see Wheatley failing at being an evil mastermind. While attempting to win Chell over to his side, possibly through use of a "we can rule together" speech, or just hoping that Stockholm syndrome sets in and does the work for him.

Anon can take this in any direction they wish, I just want to see it done. Some sensual proximity and some general UST between the two would be absolutely lovely, but other than that the writer anon can do whatever they please with the idea. I just want to see this done, and see what the meme can come up with.

Just out of curiosity, do you read the Tron kinkmeme?

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Wheatley/TurretCubes, non-con

(Anonymous)

2011-05-06 08:09 am (UTC)

Wheatley doesn't like the turrets in the first place, too quiet, too cutesy, too killy, in any case, he's EXCITED to put them in their place when HE'S in charge. His manipulations reach a fever pitch when he finally creates the conjoined, sputtering cubes. Prefer non-human, but that's always up to where anon's imagination takes them.

Adventure Core (Rick)/Angry Core

(Anonymous)

2011-05-06 01:49 pm (UTC)

Rick found the sexy super villian that 'messes up' his adventures, but surely makes them more interesting.

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2011-05-06 01:51 pm (UTC)

I'm the requester of this one, please Anon write the Angry Core as a Girl. forgot to clear that up.

GLaDOS/Rattmann: testing as hatesex, sort of?

(Anonymous)

2011-05-06 04:51 pm (UTC)

I've got a bunch of disjointed-but-related parts to this idea floating around my head, so bear with me here.

So Rattmann was an established Aperture Scientist for GLaDOS' activation, meaning it's not unlikely that he knew her origins as Caroline, his sexy boss lady. And since testing was mandatory for employees even before the place was run by everyone's favorite maniacal AI, obviously Rattmann would be on the list. But unlike the other scientists, he keeps surviving and solving the tests. And what's more, he's a scientist who literally knows how to push GLaDOS's buttons, both pleasure-wise and rage-wise. As for Rattmann, since GLaDOS hadn't yet built up that euphoria resistance, every time he solves a puzzle, he's hearing his old boss enjoying it.

Gratuitous references to the lyrics of "She Blinded Me With Science" greatly encouraged.

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2011-05-06 08:42 pm (UTC)

This could be really good. Want to see how people write for Rattmann.

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Atlas/P-Body - Fluffy Robot Affection

(Anonymous)

2011-05-06 08:11 pm (UTC)

There is not enough co-op bot love in this kinkmeme, so here is something I just came up with while doing some sketching.

After Atlas and P-Body are violently disassembled from going outside the testing chambers, they get rebuilt back at the HUB area. The only problem is... Atlas was the only one that got rebuilt. For some reason, the assembly machine got horribly jammed up while trying to rebuild P-Body. GLaDOS informs the single bot that it might take a while to get the machine fixed and back online.

So Atlas waits in the HUB. Alone. For days. Maybe even weeks. Over time he reminisces about him and P-Body together and realizes just how much P-Body means to him.

Finally, FINALLY, the reassembly machine is fixed and P-Body comes back. Queue super adorable, sweet, fluffy, romantic robot affection on both sides after so much time apart. Lots of robosnuggles, robocuddles, robokisses, etc.

Doesn't have to be outright smutty. Just make sure it's super sweet and heartarming~ Regular robot versions preferred. If anyone does this, I would be happy to draw stuff in return~

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2011-05-07 06:24 am (UTC)

Seconded for cute robot lovin'

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Chell/GLaDOS h/c

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2011-05-06 10:47 pm (UTC)

Power-mad Wheatley manages to separate potato GLaDOS from Chell after they escape old Aperture, and takes out his frustrations and seething resentment on her. (You pick how; human!GLaDOS would be an interesting plus, though idk if Wheatley could even pull that off)

Chell immediately sets out to retrieve her, first because she knows she needs GLaDOS to replace Wheatley, but slowly realizes she's begun to care about the antagonistic, snarky AI...

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2011-05-07 01:43 am (UTC)

EXCUSE ME. I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM YOU, BUT MY WANT-O-METER IS OFF THE CHART.

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