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Prompt Post Round 2
aperture science
aldhibah wrote in portalkink
Rules~Prompt Post Round 1~Fills Round 1~Discussion


This post is now closed to new prompts, but open to fills and comments. Post new prompts on round 3!

A note: anons, your comments may not show up right away. This is an LJ server problem I can't do anything about. Rest assured that your comments haven't been deleted, they're just lost in the internet for a while.

Kinkmeme indexes: Delicious, deliciouspotato

And then of course there's the general Portal community over at portalfans.

E: Did you see an unfilled prompt in round 1 that you desperately want filled? The Repost post is now open.

PTSD and Chell.

(Anonymous)
I just watched this excellent 9 min fan video (http://portalfans.livejournal.com/3977.html) over on Portalfans. I really like how it depicted PTSD and how Chell's life would be affected by what happened. Because it would.

So anon would like to see a fic based on how Chell copes with not just having a new life, but struggling with her memories and deeply ingrained behaviour after the events of Portal 2. Does she go back because she can't handle living in a world where her learned responses are now useless? Does she keep fighting? Does she get better, or is she always plagued? How does she cope with not having her portal gun? (I assume she no longer has it after Portal 2.) And how many apartment owners kick her out for drawing on the walls?

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(Anonymous)
THAT.

MADE SO MUCH SENSE.

Just.

Holy frick.

I might try this once I finish Portal 2.

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Babby Turrets

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I think we can all agree that the turrets, normal, defective, or different, are freaking adorable.

So I want a lone, curious, and possibly baby-like turret thrown into the mix. This can go two ways:

1) The turret follows Chell around. It isn't hurting her so she sees no reason in hurting it. It eventually becomes another source of tangible comfort (she protects it, cradles it, etc. Bonus for slightly jealous Wheatley and GLaDOS berating her for this unusual bond)

2) The turret follows ATLAS and P-Body. And they sort of adopt it. ATLAS/P-Body ensues, trying to be parents (especially P-Body being all motherly, since she herself is a modified turret) but definitely not in the traditional sense.

I just need fluff in my life. Either one of these would be wonderful C:

How would the turret follow her? I've only seen them able to move their legs when they're mashed into Wheatley's Frankenturret boxes - are you thinking of something like that?

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GLaDOS/Hal or GLaDOS/AUTO

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Since we're in the theme of crossovers here and I've only seen GLaDOS/SHODAN, I thought it would be interesting to see how GLaDOS would play out with either Hal or AUTO.

Because let's face it, mixing in a homicidal control freak AI with... ... Yet another homicidal control freak AI would be interesting!

Although if whoever fills this out can somehow play in the euphoric sensation from test completion with fulfilling an objective, that would be awesome.

Preferably still as machines, though if author!anon would feel more comfortable with them as androids or humans and somehow makes it work, that's fine too!

Also, I do mean GLaDOS/Hal or GLaDOS/AUTO with GLaDOS topping. Or at least a power play with GLaDOS topping in the end. Because let's face it, she'd be more used to the pleasure respone.

I'd rather the focus be only on GLaDOS and Hal or AUTO, and that any other character only be mentioned (either in passing, backstory, maybe in flashbacks?).

Also, if a plot can somehow be squeezed in (doesn't even have to be anything more than "get from point A, do something at point B, objection euphoria completion ensues") that would be fantastic, too.

DAMN THIS WAS LONG AND SPECIFIC.

TL;DR: GLaDOS somehow ending up sharing the ship with either Hal or AUTO, fulfilling an objective of sort and both of them sharing the test euphoria response in GLaDOS's system with GLaDOS being the one more in control. No other character being physically present prefered.

Author!Anon is promised a fill in return. Whenever I buy and complete Portal 2 if the prompt relies on complete knowledge of the game. I'm going off of spoilers here, I'm terrible. orz

Re: GLaDOS/Hal or GLaDOS/AUTO

(Anonymous)
Hahahaha, oh anon, you have no idea how happy I am to see that someone shares what I thought was just a weird little kink of mine. Those bots are just too cool. Although I don't think either of them are as homicidal control-freak as GLaDOS--both Hal and AUTO end up doing what they do because they're trapped in their programs, whereas GLaDOS seems quite free of a program in comparison. And She's conquered the Itch. GLaDOS is definitely the most human of all of them (given Caroline) too, followed by Hal, who at least has art appreciation on his side, and then AUTO.

So all that considered, GLaDOS would top, wouldn't She? The best part of it being I seriously doubt that Hal was built for something like that, and I know AUTO wasn't. So when I imagine their initial responses to testing euphoria...from Hal, I'd imagine a lot of questions. And AUTO? He'd just be like "...Wut." XD But damn I want to see how he'd react to that. Either 'he.'

Extra bonus: Excellentvoices. All three of 'em.

My hat's off to you for your bravery in just going straight to the meat of my prompt, OP |D

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Non-porny prompts are okay sometimes, right?

Because I kind of want to see Chell surviving in the wild searching for other humans after getting kicked out of Aperture.


Captcha wants the first person she meets to be a carnie, apparently. "hicurnie friend"

Food porn

(Anonymous)
I want food porn of Chell eating cake. Bonus points for Wheatley giving it to her to continue testing and POTaTOS wondering why the hell she didn't do that sooner.

Wheatley's Identity Crisis Angst

I've seen a whole lot of Human!Wheatley fics around here.
What I want is a fic where Wheatley has always been a robot (sphere, android, whatever) and just thinks that he used to be human.
He has fake memories and everything, for some reason.
Maybe it was a cruel joke played by his programmers.
Maybe his system came up with a fantasy world as a way to pass the time between Portal and Portal 2 that he ended up believing.
Possibly he talks to Chell or GLaDOS about it, and ends up getting shot down.

Those are just suggestions, as the real details of the fic are up to the anon. All I really want is Fake Memories!Wheatley.

Re: Wheatley's Identity Crisis Angst

(Anonymous)
Oh god. I just had a conversation like this with my brother who apparently wants to create an AI that thinks it used to be human. This is so incredibly scary. I don't know if I really want this or really hate this. ;A;

Suspicious actions

(Anonymous)
Probably in android form or human form for this writing, Wheatley notices the odd behavior with Rick and Facts towards each other and them sneaking off during the late hours of the night together. Filled with suspicion that they're up to something no good, he tails them one night and ends up walking in on them in the middle of a rather passionate love-making session. Sputtering and excuse-making ensues to explain why Wheatley sees the ladies man Rick with his dick in Facts (or vice-versa if writer is a fan of Fact's topping.)

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Rick/Curiosity; "I'm a black belt. In the bedroom."

(Anonymous)
Because, come on.

She'd totally ask him how he got his black belt in the bedroom. And Rick is always happy to show a pretty lady his moves. *SHOT*

"Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo. Bedroom."
"How'd you get a black belt in the bedroom?"
"Well, I could explain, pretty lady, but I think it would be easier if I just show you."
"How are you going to do that?"
"*chuckles*"

Cores, humans, androids, electrical energy beings, anything's fine!

Just.

Rick. With Curiosity. In the bedroom. Learning how Rick became a black belt in it. Please.

I forgot to add that fluff would be the best thing ever. And I mean, ridiculously fluffy Rick/Curiosity. Because I make no sense like that.

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Portal/Professor Layton

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"A true gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved!"


sorry, I blame tumblr...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm8ushjFYV1qfhk35o1_r1_500.png

Professor Layton and the unfunny crossovers

Comic fill; posting with my completely dead account. Warning, none of these strips actually have punchlines.

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I wish I could take it all back...

(Anonymous)
Wheatley reminiscing on his actions while drinking coffee. Preferrably Chell/Wheatley, but w/e anon wants. :)

Beauty and the Beast AU

(Anonymous)
During a silly daydream, I was crossing some of my favorite fandoms with fairy tales and the Beauty and the Beast is the best one I could come up with for Portal. Robot loves girl, girl is scared of robot, robot needs girl's love to be human, all the little robots conspire to push robot and girl together... Classic story, y'know.

GLaDOS would be the funniest as the Beast, if only because I imagined Wheatley being a Gaston from the Disney version. The personality spheres can help with awkward GLaDOS/Chell flirting; bonus if there is arguing between Rick and the Fact sphere on how to do it.

CAPSLOCK GLEE.

(Anonymous)
SOMEONE DO THIS NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. NOOOWWWW.

OKAY JUST KIDDING DO IT YESTERDAY.

SERIOUSLY I LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF BEAUTY AND THE BEAST RETELLINGS AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PAIRING ANDS #JLWJ#RLK#JLWKJ#LKJRWskdjfaldkjfa;lsdfjksa;ldkfjasl;dkjfsl;dfjk.

Translation: SECONDED.

Okay I might have to write this. No promises, because I am terrible at fulfilling these things, but I may fill this. If someone else wants to fill this go ahead, that way if I do end up filling it we have TWO.

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How have we not had threesome kinks?

(Anonymous)
Alright: Here's my Kink.

I'd like to see human!GLaDOS, human!Wheatley and Chell teaching them both...about sex. At the same time.

I don't care how they become human but Anon would prefer a somewhat humiliated GLaDOS - perhaps Wheatley actually takes very well to being a human while GLaDOS makes just about the worst possible one there is. This ultimately leads to a threesome with Chell finally getting to be in charge...and getting off on it too.

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I APPROVE OF THIS. <3
SECONDED.

Spacosity, based on this

(Anonymous)
I found this inmpossibly sad and adorable video about human!Space and Curiosity. Please write something based on it. Something impossibly sad and sweet and fluffy.

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link to vid please?

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Aladdin AU for a Disney freak?

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Babby's first kink meme prompt here! I'm more of an artist, not a writer or I would do this myself. I'm a huge Disney fan and Aladdin has always been my favorite Disney film (even when i was a baby according to my mother) and well, after the Beauty and the Beast fill and seeing this ( http://aquasurfer.deviantart.com/#/d3hx1vw ) I want an Aladdin/Portal thing (appologies for not knowing terminology) with Chell as Jasmine and Wheatley as Aladdin and maybe GlaDOS as Jafar, Cave Johnson as the Sultan, and for whatever reason, I'm thinking Rick would make a good Iago. I dont know, anon can do whatever they'd like.

If someone fills this, I will love them forever and ever! <3
(sorry if I did anything wrong I often fail at posting things)

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Cave Johnson should totally be the genie. He trapped himself in the lamp when a science experiment went wrong :D The curiosity core could be Abu and the Fact Sphere could be the sultan. Gah now i really want this, too! Fuck yeah Disney AUs!

Chell/Wheatley - Addiction

(Anonymous)
Oh god I feel like a bad person for suggesting this.

Human AU, perhaps an alternate Aperture science if Author sees fit. Can be pre or post relationship, whatever works better.

Wheatley is selected to test a new drug Aperture invented called 'Euphoria' meant to enhance the sensations of pleasurable stimuli, but it turns out to be highly addictive, and has near disastrous results. Chell has to take care of him while his body and heart rehabilitate from the drug.

Anon loves happy endings with a bit of healing smut.

Re: Chell/Wheatley - Addiction

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Oh, mercy.

._.

I just got this flash from True Blood, where Jason has too much Vampire Blood and he gets addicted/has to go to the hospital because he has been hard for so long.

But it's Wheatley with a never-ending hard-on and it's directed at, uh, nurse Chell.

"Please, love... It just, it just won't go away. No matter what I do, it won't go away. Help me."

I AM ON THIS LIKE WHITE ON RICE!!!


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What's liquid, off-white, and comes splashing out of tubes?

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... the moon-rock gel.

I would like to request a fic where evil!Wheatley decides to teach Chell a lesson by absolutely covering her in the stuff. It can either be human!Wheatley doing it the human way, or else the core getting creative with tubes and tentacles.

...please?

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....I...

sorry, *comes back from where she slid off her chair laughing from under the table* I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS CRACKING EJACULATION JOKES THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME.

How. HOW, there is NO. POSSIBLE. WAY. to watch that damn chamber with the tall towers and not want to crack a 'And I jizzed in the testing chamber' joke.

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Delicious and moist

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Post!Portal 2 or as an AU, human or android, Wheatley has come to find that he really, really likes eating out Chell.

Re: Delicious and moist (art)

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Have some scribbly cunnilingus (and the world's worst drawn chair) because this prompt is awesome:

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I really, reaaaaally hope someone fills this with words too. It's too awesome for it not to happen.

human!Turret/human!Companion Cube - breathplay

(Anonymous)
Preferably in that order. I looked through this whole thing and saw NOTHING with these 2! Btw, this meme is awesome.

Prompt: kinky & lusty sex w/ breathplay ending in being interrupted by whoever you see fit, thus the creation of frankturret (the turret-cube thing

P.S. they're both men C: Don't mind me, just gaying it up here!

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Anon...you are brilliant.
I'll have a go, watch this space (spaaaaaaace!)

Lads...I don't wanna die a virgin!

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Inspired by a recent Russell Howard's Good News (and if you don't know who he is...you are in space, good sir/madam)

Okay, I was thinking...Wheatley, Rick, Space and Fact are just stranded in space, and there isn't a lot to do. Hearing Space getting excited about space is only funny once.
And maybe Wheatley is freaking out, after hearing Fact saying it's mad how they're still alive, maybe he thinks he's gonna die floating around space with the other cores, and of course, cus he's male, he really doesn't want to die a virgin.

"Lads...we've been stranded out here for so long...we all have needs and...I don't wanna die a virgin! Who will ever know?!"

Cue awesome space sex!
I was thinking human!cores but...it's space. Unless we just wanna ignore the whole non gravity thing and just be in it for the space porn.

Pairings are up to you...unless you wanna foursome.
Any kinks are welcome -grin-

Cave/Caroline First Time

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I'm in a fluffy mood. I would love to read a Cave/Caroline first time story, full of love and fluff and delightfulness.

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Are you in my head? I just now found this prompt, but I swear I've been working on it for a couple of days...

human!Wheatley/Caroline (?)

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alright, so I'm kind of on a lot of cold medicine right now so bare with me
so I'm not a very good writer and i've never submitted a prompt before, so lets see how this goes. any who, i've seen ideas where Wheatley was a human put into an AI's body, right? like he was a scientist that worked at Aperture. but what if the reason he got taken out of his human body was because Cave wanted Caroline but Wheatley and Caroline were in some sort of relationship (just sexual or even in love) or something along those lines. just a thought, it would be up to author anon to fill in the little details obviously.

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and by AI I meant sphere/robot Wheatley. again, sorry. these are some really heavy meds.

Emotional Chell

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Whenever I read a fan fiction with evil Wheatley sexing up chell, I always wonder what if she actually didn't want it and never ended up enjoying it? What if after, she actually had an emotional response? Or, what if she just got upset after Wheatleys betrayal? I guess what Im really looking for here is an emotional chell, only because she never seems to get upset in stories, and since I like to depress myself with stories. So can someone write something like this plz? :)

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why hasn't this been done yet?!

Check me out! I'm dancing!

After seeing Wheatley meet ED-E, I wonder what if he had somehow met Claptrap from Borderlands.

"Hey! Check me out! I'm dancing! I'm dancing!"

"Yes, mate. I can see you dancing."

How or what happens- all up to the author.

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I never knew I needed this.

Thus: SECONDED.

PIRATES (and/or ninjas)

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This meme has taught me that it's entirely possible to have mantis-men and combustible lemon porn. I want to see how far we can push the limits on AU smut, so I'm going to begin asking for whatever the hell I can think of and see how serious the results are. Since pirates essentially hold the title of "coolest job in the world," this is my first choice.

Long story short, I think someone out there should do a pirate AU.

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Or possibly a ninja one, since ninjas may tie with pirates for that title.

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I guess the kink here is angst and horror. Possibly hurt/comfort.

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So, you know how there was going to be a recording of Caroline being forcibly uploaded into GLaDOS? The one that was cut from the game because J.K. Simmons was too disturbed by it to record Cave's lines?

That recording exists. Chell and GLaDOS find it. It's as bad as you'd expect.

What happens now?

(I'm thinking Chell might feel hideously guilty about forcing the core transfer, after that. And meanwhile GLaDOS is denying that it's affected her at all, because that didn't happen to her, it happened to Caroline and she's not Caroline and she's fine so stop looking at her like that...)

omg yes.....I want this.

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