What better way to spend time? Besides testing.

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GLaDOS ships the voices in her head.

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Please. This would be so awesome.

System Shock crossover

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http://peganthyrus.deviantart.com/art/Code-Sharing-70773186

GLaDOS/SHODAN would be the best AI couple ever. Or possibly the worst.

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YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES., YES. YES.
YES. YES. YES. YES.
FOREVER.
SECOND. THIRD. FOURTH. AND FIFTHED.

/fangirling.

(but really, you have no idea how much i will explode if someone writes something for this.)

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i remmber reading in one fill that evil!wheatley got off to chell's voice by hurting her a bit

what if he hurt her more
what if he crushed her a bit or broke some of her bones or poked her eye or grinded her face across the wall or or

anything violent
anything

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Um...

Want. Really want.

I mean, she's just so tiny and breakable...

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Core helplessness/stimulus abuse

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You know when you're trying to fall asleep but your brain won't stop coming up with porn ideas? =/ Uhh yeah so this happened last night.

Alright, so for an upcoming project, Aperture requires multiple cores to be working together in some environment with one core acting as a leader. So to test how well two cores can get along when one has more power than the other, they create a device that allows them to be synced, with one core having complete control over the others' punishment/reward function. Then they just sit back and wait to see what happens.

Basically I want the leader!core to abuse this ability. A lot. Can be any core pairing you want, but please keep them as cores.

i think this meme has given me a helplessness kink and i don't even mind

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...Can Fact be the helpless one?

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Chell/Wheatley with sign language

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AU, please, where Chell takes Wheatley with her. His whole goal was originally to escape, but what can he possibly do? He's a personality core, and a dimwitted one. Chell would probably be the one to house him. Let's say Chell has trouble supporting them both. Her being mute is causing problems with being able to get a job, since she's been frozen in cyrosleep for so long nobody understands sign language anymore besides Wheatley. Plus, she no longer finds humans attractive, being around robots for so long.

Sexually and situationally frustrated, the poor girl is. And Wheatley - like the dumbass he is - says something that pushes her buttons and she has to keep herself from jumping him.

I'm looking for a flurry of innocent innuendos from Wheatley followed by frustrated Chell sexytimes and a panicking, whatthebloodyhellareyoudoing Wheatley.

(reposted from the 1st bunch)

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You have no idea how much I want this. Somebody please fill this *_*

COPY PASTA'D FROM PAGE 5. PLEASE SOMEONE SERIOUSLY WRITE THIS

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Kind of a weird prompt, but here it goes:

So there's a lot of Chell noncon around here, and i'd like to see her in a situation where she is almost noncon'd, but is saved by Wheatley (either through extrordinary means, or whatever)

human, sphere, android, AU; I don't really care, just as long as some sexy times with Chell and him occur and he manages to sweep her off her feet.

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(Anonymous)
Um, I saw this, and had an idea of an add-on thing if anyone wants to do it. Feel free to ignore me and just do the original fill if you want, but it would make my day if someone did this.

AU. Chell came into a little bit of money and has a friend that goes to the casino a lot. She decides to see what all the fuss is about...And ends up losing every scent she owns. More that that, really. She ends up selling her soul to GLaDOS/Caroline, who makes her her personal slave. (Using the terms loosely, but whatever.) Of course, GLaDOS gas other slaves. (The other spheres, the turrets, etc.) Unfortunately, Chell didn't know what she was getting into, and didn't realize she wasn't just being sold into slavery, but she was to be GLaDOS' personal sex slave. And then Wheatley comes and saves her. Somehow. Up to authoranon.

Pretty please?

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Chell/GLaDOS

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GLaDOS has somehow been turned into a human. Despite former... events, Chell is willing to bring her into her home.

Anyway, Chell decides to bake a cake/teach GLaDOS how to bake. Sort of humorous, and open for potential sexytimes after whatever chaos they create in the kitchen? ;o

Though it would probably work best with a human!GLaDOS, I suppose a normal form!GLaDOS would work just as well, though Chell would probably have to return to Aperture for that to work out.

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I may write this! Is it okay if it's fluffy instead of porny? :o

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*i think i did this wrong the first time i posted this so i will try reposing it here. sorry if i broke the rules!*

Adventure core Rick gets a job at an automated phone service

(idea for this came from having to get my car towed and dealing with a automated phone menu. Remember to read this with Adventure cores voice in mind! Enjoy!)

Hello there! Are you a man or a woman? 'Woman'

Hello gorgeous! What can ol' Rick help you with? 'Car trouble'

Well just let Rick help you with your lady car problems! What would you like to have done? Want me to come out and show you my black belt in car fixing, and bedroom *sexy growl* 'I need my car towed'

Ok. Ok. Where is your lady car at? 'Aperture Science Laboratories parking lot'

Is your beautiful self standing next to your lady car? 'Yes'

Is the hood up on your lady car? 'Yes'

Are you bent over looking pretty seeing what's under the hood? 'No'

Why not? Do you know what's wrong with your lady car? 'No'

What kind of lady car do you have? '2010 Silver Chrysler'

Hooie! That is one nice car! Once you get it fixed want to come get me and go on an adventure? 'No'

It’s ok darlin'. I understand if adventure frightens you. Well I'll make sure that tow truck gets to you and your lovely self. If you stay on the line you can take a survey and tell them how amazing I was at helping you. Have a nice day gorgeous!

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Um. Is this just a post and not a request?

You're meant to post requests for others to fill out...

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Cave/Caroline

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My kink is angst. I mean, think about all that's wrong with their relationship: there's a ridiculous imbalance of power, if Caroline ever figures out that Cave's default setting is "batshit insane" and stops hero-worshipping him, she can angst about falling in love with a total loony, and...you know...tragic death by moon rocks and also a case of I-Think-It's-a-Good-Idea-to-Turn-my-Lover-into-a-Robot-itis.

As angsty and as smutty as you want. (Smutty is actually preferable).

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A few ideals that might be interesting to see

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Okay before I begin, I wanted to say I've been view the pages of portalkink for the pass few days now and well wanted to give it a shot. Anyway on with the ideals.. Hopefully they are good if not feel free to say so.

Ideal 1: Before I go on, I blame tentacle hentai for this one as well as a little hentai manga I saw called Ninja Dependence... Yes it's Naruto... Anyway in this one, Instead of letting Chell go at the end Glados actually puts her into a deep sleep until Glados sees fit what to do with her. As Chell is dealt with, Glados begins to make a few new plans. One of those plans is involving getting Wheatley from Space. The other part well the usual Wheatley getting switched to human body. Now after this Glados would actually wake up Chell for another "test" Only this time this test is different and it involves tentacles, Wheatley, and Glados "Observing". Anyway >.> Hopefully I explained this one clearly.

Ideal 2: Evil Wheatley! Now I know there are quite a few going around, well I actually did want to see a fic where Evil Wheatley completely dominated over Chell and makes her well.. "His Test Subject Completely... And maybe smashes Glados with the Spikey Smash plates =D. Just joking on the Smashing Glados Part unless you don't like her. Up to you... Anyway I'm completely for anything on this one whether it be Evil Human Wheatley, Core Wheatley, Or something you come up with.

Anyway that's about All I have for ideals, I'll probably post some more if these are good ones =S.


Ideal 3:

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For future reference, one prompt per comment please.

When GLaDOS was activated, Aperture was working on another project simultaneously, one they didn't tell anybody about: studying psychic abilities. Sure, most science says they don't exist, but Aperture isn't most science!

Some more specific thoughts I had while bored at work:

- They built the Companion Cube as a test. Sentient, but unable to talk. Only someone with telepathic or empathic abilities would be aware that it was anything close to alive. So Rattman actually does hear it talking, and Chell's attachment to it is a result of weak or latent talents.

-The Different Turret is a precog uploaded into a turret body.

- It's pretty convenient how Fact mentions space and the moon and such. Fact Core could also be a precog, but is very much in denial, which is why he says space doesn't exist, etc.

- Caroline was a telepath, hence why she was Cave's choice to run the facility; her abilities would translate better into the connections and awareness needed as GLaDOS. This is also one of the control measures they attempted to use on GLaDOS. The Morality Core doesn't speak, but instead sends out very strong telepathic imperatives.

Dear Anon,

I love you. And your beautiful, fantastic brain. Keep on being spectacular.

Your friend,

Anon

P.S. SECONDED.

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Clones have no souls. Like twins.

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So, one, I think the Rattmann needs more love.

Two. In the comic GLaDOS, taunting Doug, threatens to clone him and tells him that clones have no souls. Like twins.

My headcanon: Doug Rattmann had a twin brother who died at an earlier date, possibly during a test.

Do whatever you like with that.

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Yes. This meme always needs more Rattman.

Plus, this is a great idea.

G/C BDSM!

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GLaDOS is a very controlling Dom. Chell loves every moment of it and acts starved for affection. GLaDOS likes making her needy.

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GFDGFGFDGFDGD SECONDED.

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Portal and...RHPS

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Kinkmeme, I think this is the first time I've seen a Second Prompt Round of anything that hasn't at some point degraded to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I'm almost shocked and offended...but not really. Anyways, don't dream it, be it...

:o You're right, there hasn't been any RHPS at all! Seconded! Someone, anyone?

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Art Friend Here

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The Plus4chan crowd has been dead lately for requests, so I come to you dear kinkmeme, lend me your brainmeats for inspiration, ideas...snippets of fic you want illustrated, what have you. I will draw just about everything.

I just can't promise its quality.

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Well, if it's just about everything...

Anything human!Fact/Adventure, specifically with a dominant Fact? I'm obsessed with this pairing don't judge me.

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SO MUCH....CONFIDENCE

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oh mr. johnson, you've stolen my heart.
every time i walk into those test chambers, i eagerly await your charismatic voice. i hang onto every. single. word.
i imagine you had such grace.
and of course---a smile that coulda made any lady swoon.
writeranon, i need you.
because i need CAVE JOHNSON. withthepassionofathousandfireysuns i swear to god.

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On it! Like science on lemons.

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Wheatley/chell - dancing

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Im not sure what the courtesy is on reposting prompts, but it looks like others are doing it so here goes. 8)

Idea 1 - Before Chell became involved with aperture, she was a performer, her passion was dancing and singing and she was talented. (could explain why she is so athletic). But times became tough and she needed money, and if she just did a few tests for aperture then she could pay the bills and get that dream job of performing.

Somehow wheatley gets a human body and finds chell, who takes him in (this has been done a number of times already so this dosent need much explaning, just a short backstory would be fine to set up the rest of the plot). They could be watching an old musical movie, and he dosent understand why humans feel the need to jiggle around and sing. Chell decides to show him, and he gains an appreciation for humans, as well as chell. She can dance for him, but she cant sing, which makes the whole thing a bit more tragic.

idea 2 - Another idea could be that wheatley catches chell dancing and watches her without her knowing, till he's busted. He asks chell to teach him to dance, adorable/sexy times ensue.

If this gets filled i can do an art fill as thanks. 8)

Preferably Human!wheatley but if you want to write core wheatley thats fine too. 8) Can be smutty or just fluffy, i dont mind either way.

Re: Wheatley/chell - dancing

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I asked since it was happening, and this was the response: http://portalkink.livejournal.com/1126.html?thread=917862#t917862

Inspired by an above prompt, GLaDOS and evil!Wheatley fight jealously over a certain test subject.

GLaDOS wins.

(Basically, I just need jealous and possessive GLaDOS getting what she wants.)

lawlz. do want!

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I love it when you call me "fatty fatty no-parents"

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Post-game, Chell and Wheatley are together. He's all about the tender romantic fluff, making up for his previous behaviour and basically worshipping the ground she walks on. Chell gets off on it at first, but then she finds herself missing him being nasty and powerful and dominant, and tries various means of bringing bad!Wheatley out to play...

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SECONDED D: Oh lawd somebody fill this!

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Domination Chell/Wheatley

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Anon would like some AU post!game with Chell having taken Wheatley with her into the wide world. However, she keeps her errant friend on an extremely tight leash, and now has the means to instantly reward him for being a good little buddy or punish him when he gets out of line (up to the writer how, but I would prefer it if actually touching Wheatley was not required; holding him while she does it is okay though). Cue Wheatley going out of his way to please her so that she'll give him some of that euphoria he is so addicted to. Total bonus if he is comparable to being a combination housewife and pet.

Given the idea, I'd prefer Sphere!Wheatley, but I can totally go for Andriod or Cyborg.

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WANT :D

sphere!wheatley would be amazing, but I can just picture android/wheatley with an apron on doing the vacuuming

Wheatley: Look chell! I cleaned the house canihavethatrewardnowplease

Different Turret/Defective Turret

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She was almost sent to the turret redemption line for being different.
He was almost sent to the incinerator for being broken.
THEY SHOULD BE FRIENDS.

seriously where are all the defective turret prompts hiding? I freaking love those obnoxious little guys

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SECONDED SO HARD. There really needs to be more fluff involving the turrets. They're so adorable. <3

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Caroline/Cave's Pre-recorded Messages

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WHEN YOU'RE NOT DOING SCIENCE AND YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE SLEEPING LATE AT NIGHT WHAT DO YOU DO you clearly touch yourself to your boss's voice talking about science.


don't kill me

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Yes yes a thousand times yes!

ilu anon. ♥

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HOGWARTS AU!

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Has this kinkmeme had one yet?

Not yet! And my sister and I can't stop thinking about one. I keep thinking Cave Johnson was a Squib, and that's why he kept doing such crazy science experiments.

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GLaDOS and Wheatley fight over Chell constantly, and she's sick of it. So she teaches them that sharing is much more fun.

I agree with your thought pattern anon. Seconded.

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Anyone/Adventure Sphere

And by anyone, I mean anyone.

Rick is used to hitting on people, right?
Turns out he's not so suave and confident when someone is hitting on him.
(Would love it if stuttering was included)

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SOMEBODY WRITE THIS.

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